on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea
one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves
games that let you save anywhere instead of making you go to save points
A white rainbow (also known as a lunar rainbow, lunar bow or moonbow) is a rainbow produced by light reflected off the surface of the moon rather than from direct sunlight. Moonbows are relatively faint, due to the smaller amount of light reflected from the surface of the moon.
"Hey remember that time you…"
Yes. I remember every embarrassing thing I have ever done and chances are it keeps me up at night
hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day
LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes